Best Medley...Ever

I'm on the subway and this fellow starts to sing. He's got his tip jar, his cane, he's ready to go. Really enthusiastic, he begins...

Chestnuts roasting...on an open fire...

Oh nice, The Christmas Song. Everybody likes The Christmas Song. He misses a verse or two, but you forgive him, because he's really into it. He starts to near the end...

Every mother's child...is sure to spy...to see if you want my body,
AND you think I'm sexy, come on baby, let me know!!!

That's a u-turn, my friends. I'm laughing so hard I can't stop.
People around me start laughing too.

And for an encore? The sun'll come out...tomorrow!